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Please read this ENTIRE ad before contacting me. Everything I wrote is for a reason, and is aimed at making sure YOU get what you want and don't waste any of your time. I know your time is important! As are your needs, so I promise it won't take too long, here goes...
Hi! Gosh, it's been so long since I wrote one of these... Some of you might remember me, my name is Jane! 🩷
I haven't been available for like a *year*, because I was recovering from a motorcycle crash. But... I'm better now, and I've missed my calling.
I tried doing a few different things, but none of them worked out; This is what I'm meant to do, you know? I can't give it up any more than Stevie Ray Vaughan could stop playing the blues.
A lot of girls try to present themselves as being 'that special girl that will do for you what no one else can', or who will 'do whatever you want', or carry themselves with an air of being too good for you, and in too much of a hurry to talk to people like they have manners. Far be it for me to tell anyone how to conduct themselves or anything like that, but I'm just not wired that way.
I'm unique, sure, just like everyone else is, but I'm not 'special.' I can't do a damn thing that anyone else can't also do. I'm not going to astound you with some secret technique, or something like that, and I'm not going to promise to fulfill your every desire (at least not until you tell me what your desires are).
But here's the thing, hun, I take a lot of pride in doing what I do, and doing it WELL. I genuinely LOVE doing it, and I'm passionate about it and I think it's important, both to the people I spend time with and the community as a whole that I do it.
To me, each and every person I see matters to me. Their comfort matters. Their happiness matters. Their pleasure matters. Their time matters. Their health and safety matter. Even if I never ever see them again, for the time they spend with me they have trusted in me to take care of them and make sure they enjoy themselves. I take that trust very seriously and I respect it.
I am your port in the storm:
Wherever I am is a place you can express yourself, and your desires, and your opinions freely.
Where you can feel assured that you will be respected, genuinely appreciated, taken care of..... You know, shown a good time.
Where you will be talked to, and treated, like a REAL PERSON;
Who matters, and who needs a break from a world that is increasingly impersonal and indifferent.
If you've made it this far, and this sounds like an experience that appeals to you, give me a call.
Thank you for reading. To prove you read all this, tell me a story about the first time you went out to a bar, and my rate will be 10% off. See? I value your time.
I STRONGLY prefer you call. Don't text me, do NOT text me, seriously, there's a good reason... Ask me when you call, and I'll tell you what it is. Then you can tell me about yourself, and together we'll find out how I can leave you with memories that will lighten your heart when times are tough.
The thing about a flashy, glamorous show is that it only is new and exciting just the once -
I'm more the dependable and consistent type... I won't blow your mind, but I'll always make you feel a sense of comfort and familiarity, like a leather jacket you've had for years, or an old truck that just won't quit.
Comfort is one of those things that's just... Timeless.
One last detail, before I let you go, here are my rates.
INCALL:
• Quick Visit (≤35 min): $150
• Hourly, per hour: $250
• No Hurry, flat rate**: $800
OUTCALL*:
• QV: $200
• Hourly: $350
• No Hurry: $1000
Ask me about special/discount rates available if you cover the cost of a hotel room for us to spend time in together!
*Video verification or 20% deposit required for outcall.
8+ miles from city center will require either a 20% deposit AND video verification OR a 50% deposit.
(Or, you can send an Uber/Lyft to pick me up. Then no deposit or video verification is required)
**The 'No hurry' rate is exactly that, meant for you to be able to take your time... But don't overstay your welcome. It's a common sense kind of thing, and if you don't feel like we can trust each other to work that out in a reasonable manner than go ahead and just book by the 'per hour' model.
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