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I’m a plant-loving yogini w/ a permanent case of wanderlust & a feet-on-the-ground reality check (literally, my bare feet are on the ground right now lol). Think of me as your favorite exhale. I’m here for genuine connection, good laughs, & a vibe that doesn’t feel transactional.
I’m easygoing, but I don’t play when it comes to my peace of mind. To make sure we’re both real people & not a headache, I have a firm "no screening, no meeting" policy.
Before you get to walk a mile in my Birkenstocks
A clear photo of your ID OR
Proof of occupation (LinkedIn or Work ID)
I keep it straightforward & respectful, and I expect the same from you. However, if you missed the part about screening, I’m assuming it’s a reading comprehension issue—& my "zen" disappears & the snark comes out when I have to repeat myself.
If you can handle a chick who knows her worth & prefers a relaxed vibe over a script, let’s talk.