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This sums me up pretty well actually lol --you tell the same joke in the same circumstance time and time again -you demand respect, but, would also happily become a trophy wife if the money were good enough -you walk through crowds looking at your phone -you name drop near strangers to let them know how much cooler you are than them -you play 5 chords on the guitar and sing like jewel/lisa loeb/dido/etc -you crave attention from strangers -you pet wandering mystery cats with no regard for toxoplasmosis -you "want it all", but can't offer the foundation on which to build such a life -you think your binge drinking is simply a symptom of youth -you wear yoga clothes when not engaging in yoga -you think that your real face is the one covered in makeup -you dye, cut, and style your hair according to your bad moods -your favourite literature is from your grade 9 curriculum -you're a spiteful food and beverage employee that spits in the cuisine of customers you don't favour -you discuss pinterest/facebook/etc in the visceral world -your response to most everything is wrapped in sarcasm -you believe that negativity is useless -you consider yourself a happy person -you believe that animals with cute, soulful eyes are equal to humans simply because of their cute, soulful eyes -you shoplift -you write missed connections for people with whom you've never spoken -you walk three people wide on the sidewalk -you sit on the outer seat with an empty seat beside you on the bus/streetcar/subway tell the same pick up lie and think it’s awesome every time. “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!” -you demand respect, but, would also happily become a trophy wife if the money were good enough -you walk through crowds looking at your phone -you name drop near strangers to let them know how much cooler you are than them -you play 5 chords on the guitar and sing like jewel/lisa loeb/dido/etc -you crave attention from strangers -you pet wandering mystery cats with no regard for toxoplasmosis -you "want it all", but can't offer the foundation on which to build such a life -you think your binge drinking is simply a symptom of youth -you wear yoga clothes when not engaging in yoga -you think that your real face is the one covered in makeup -you dye, cut, and style your hair according to your bad moods -you're a spiteful food and beverage employee that spits in the cuisine of customers you don't favour -you discuss pinterest/facebook/etc in the visceral world -your response to most everything is wrapped in sarcasm -you believe that negativity is useless -you consider yourself a happy person -you believe that animals with cute, soulful eyes are better than humans simply because of their cute, soulful eyes -you write missed connections for people with whom you've never spoken -you walk three people wide on the sidewalk -you sit on the outer seat with an empty seat beside you on the bus/streetcar/subway
